Persona

  • Who Am I?

    A little while ago, I wrote an impassioned post about making smutty content as long as I wanted to, no matter how old I get. I’ll do it as long as it serves me, I said boldly.  Welp.  I love to write, but lately the motivation to make things has been lacking. I’m going through…

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  • Happy 2 years to PL

    Two years ago today, I posted a link to an audio and a story. It is the story of meeting Anonyfun in his hotel room after he slips you the key in the hotel bar. It goes just as you’d think it would – sweet, spicy and satisfying. The stories and audios I’ve made over…

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  • How Old is Too Old?

    The other day, I learned that a VA was having a milestone birthday that’s way in my past, and I messaged a smutty colleague: “Tell me I’m not too old to be doing this.”  My bio says that I am GenX, and that identifies me as older than most of the female VAs I’m aware…

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  • As Pretty Lynne, I usually write about things when they are going well, or when I’ve got it all figured out. Today is a little bit different.  Most days, I feel great about being a single woman. I am smart and capable and can figure out how to do things I haven’t had to do…

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  • For Sale

    Anonymous recently asked on a messaging site to meet me in real life. The individual offered me $450 and when I said they had misread the situation, offered more. I was clear about saying no. In the end, I decided to delete the account and stop engaging.  I am privileged in that I am a…

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  • Blocked

    I had a confusing thing happen recently and I wanted to write about it.  An individual responded to a story of mine on Instagram with a note that they clicked on the Reddit link in my profile and were “not sorry. Amazing work.”  We had a very pleasant and superficial exchange about my writing, and…

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  • Objectify Me

    I’ve never been an object of true desire. Certainly men have admired how I look; they have commented on my breasts, my ass, my eyes. But I’ve never been wanted.  My first memory of being objectified was when I was 12. Walking home from school, a man at a construction site whistled at me and…

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  • The Voice

    I grew up thinking my voice was annoying. If you’re Gen X, like me, you probably learned at least one of the following lessons: don’t ask for things that you can do yourself (that is most things) don’t need anything  don’t bother people don’t talk about your feelings  be quiet No? Just me? Maybe so.…

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  • Be Cool, Linda

    Having a persona that creates sexy material is fun. It just is.  It’s a chance to play and explore and take risks that my [real name] self can’t do as easily. Pretty Lynne can flirt, joke around, talk openly about sex, and express a part of my personality that is developing and changing at this…

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